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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:30:59 GMT -2
>My mother to be my wife: Anam Avradým olsun >Come with ball my brother Come with ball: Topla Gel Abicim Topla gel
> >Leave the door december: Kapýyý aralýk býrak > >Where is this waiter who I put: Nerede bu kodumun garsonu!... > >Clean family girl: Temiz aile kizi. > >Your hand is on the job your eye is on playing: Elin iþte gözün oynaþta > >Sensitive meat ball: Ýçli köfte. > >Urinate quickly, satan mixes: Acele iþe þeytan karýþýr > >There is no saturation to her observations: Onun gözlemelerine doyum olmaz > >Man doesn't become from you: Senden adam olmaz > >Enter the desk: Sýraya gir > >Look my ram, I'm an Anatolian child, If I put, you sit.: Bak koçum, ben >Anadolu çocuguyum, bir koyarsam oturursun > >Airplane out of the fart, say hi to that sweetheart: Osuruktan teyyare, >Selam söyle o yare > >Master !!! do something burning-turning in the middle: Usta !!! Ortaya >yanardöner biþi yapsana > >Exploded egypt has escaped to my bosphorus: Boðazýma patlamýþ mýsýr kaçtý > >In every job there is a no: Her iþte bir hayýr vardýr > >She is such a mother's eye girl: Çok anasýnýn gözü bi kýz
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:32:06 GMT -2
artik doruk noktaya geliorum
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:32:22 GMT -2
Ben sünnete karþýyým.Gençlerin önünü kesmeyelim...
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:32:52 GMT -2
Yaþýnýz kaç?Bilmem her yýl deðiþiyo...
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:33:37 GMT -2
Adamýn birinin elinde koltuk yayý, keman yayý, amortisor yayý gibi yaylar varmýþ. Bunlarý sýrayla ýsýrýyormuþ. Bunu gören arkadaþý meraklanýp ne yaptýðýný sormuþ. Adam da yanýtlamýþ: -Yayla lezzet testi.
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:33:55 GMT -2
Medyum memiþ kaç kardeþtir?....Dört kardeþ.Small memiþ, medium memiþ, large memiþ, xlarge memiþ
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:34:59 GMT -2
Hi-men bankaya gidip kimin adýna hesap açtýrýr?......gölgelerin gücü adýna.
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:35:23 GMT -2
Bebegin tekine TIR carpmis ama olmemis, neden? Bezi bariyerliymis
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:35:46 GMT -2
-abi senin kanýn kanýn babanýn kanýna uyuyo mu? -uyuyo nolucak? -uyandýralým o zaman diycektim
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:40:23 GMT -2
3 Japon sirayla ucaktan atlamis. Japonlar ölmus, sira ise kirilmis!..
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:40:51 GMT -2
Bir adamin ayaklari tutulmus, sonra da kulaklari kiralanmis
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:42:08 GMT -2
mantik > logic manti > logi
Daha yaz1m mi
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Post by tc_brown on Nov 24, 2005 15:43:44 GMT -2
hitler toplama kamplarýn denetliyormuþ.kalabalýðýn arasýndan birini yanýna çaðýmýþ. hitler: 5+4=? k.a.b: 10 hitler: bu ne biçim toplama kampý!!
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Post by revolter00 on Nov 24, 2005 15:44:33 GMT -2
tek kelimeyle "mukemmel!" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by revolter00 on Nov 24, 2005 15:45:15 GMT -2
-sizin evde su akýyomu? -ewet -ozaman muslugu kapat da bosa akmasin
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