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Post by tc_brown on Jun 17, 2006 17:46:51 GMT -2
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 19, 2006 17:04:41 GMT -2
(basindan)
thy özel uçak şirketlerine karşı "ilginç bir slogan" bulmuş...
malum özel uçak firmaları "bizimki 77 santim" diye koltuk aralıklarını imalı bir şekilde anlatmıştı. (atlasjet)
buna karşılık bir diğeri, "bizimki tam zamanında kalkar" demişti... (pegasuss)
thy çalışanları da şu sıralar, "ama bizimki günde 10 kere kalkar" diyerek espri yapıyorlar birbirlerine...
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Post by tc_brown on Jun 19, 2006 17:20:10 GMT -2
geçenlerde baba günü reklamý görmüþtüm nette o aklýma geldi bilen warsa yazsýn
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 21, 2006 9:40:09 GMT -2
baba günü reklamý
yok boyle bi$ii???
lakin $oyle bi$iiler var belki alakalidir:
;D
george bush bir ilkokulu ziyaret eder. çocuklara " sorusu olan var mı?" der. kücük bob söz ister:
- benim üç sorum olacak:
1- seçimlerde daha az oy almanıza ragmen nasıl oldu da başkan oldunuz? 2- hiroshima'ya atılan atom bombasi sizce dünyanin en büyük terör faaliyeti değil midir? 3- hiçbir neden yokken neden irak'a saldırmak istiyorsunuz?
aniden zil çalar ve çocuklar tenefüsse çıkarlar. çocuklar geri döndügünde bu sefer sözü küçük tom alır. benim beş sorum olacak:
1- seçimlerde daha az oy almanıza rağmen nasıl oldu da başkan oldunuz? 2- hiroshima'ya atılan atom bombası sizce dünyanın en büyük terör faaliyeti değil midir? 3- hiçbir neden yokken neden irak'a saldırmak istiyorsunuz? 4- bugün neden zil 30 dakika erken çaldı? 5- bob nerede?
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 21, 2006 9:48:44 GMT -2
kızın babası, erkek çocuğun babası ile konusmaktadir: - sizin oğlan bizim duvara işemiş. - çocuktur, ne olur ki? - iyi ama, çişiyle bizim kızın adını yazmış. - demek ki, bizim oğlan senin kızı seviyor. kızın babası sinirlenerek: - iyi ama birader, yazı bizim kızın el yazısı...!
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 21, 2006 9:59:30 GMT -2
((postladimmi hatirlamioym, bulamadim))
cindy crawford oldukten sonra, cennete veya cehenemme gonderilmesinin kararini beklerken, 3 peygamber hatunu gorur. hepsi cindyle beraber olmak isterler, ancak aralarinda kimin hatunu kapacagi konusunda anlasamazlar. en iyi zar atalim, toplamda yuksek atan hatunu gotursun diye anlasirlar. isa zar atar, 3-3 gelir. musa zari atar 5-5 gelir. muhammed zari atar 6-6 gelir ve diger ikisini oh nasil koydum ama tripi atip hatuna dogru yaklasirken gokten bir cift zar duser: 7-7
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Post by tc_brown on Jun 21, 2006 11:50:27 GMT -2
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 21, 2006 16:15:13 GMT -2
ya bu vaderin albumlerini p2p de bulamadim, torrentte seedleri bitmis hepsinin, lime da ise dj vader diye bi keratanin sarkilari war.. rastlarsaniz hani tiklatin bana
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Post by tc_brown on Jun 21, 2006 18:21:06 GMT -2
iyi oldu tmm
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 21, 2006 21:16:23 GMT -2
ahanda google dan bi istatistik Keyword Count goggle 7151 gogle 1131 googel 909 googl 472 googlr 333 gooogle 308 goolge 294 googgle 248 yanlis yazmalara gore.. ama yazınca da cikiyo
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 22, 2006 10:44:07 GMT -2
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Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:fuck you Encarta® Instant Answers says:What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say. I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:ebenin amı ali sami Encarta® Instant Answers says:I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:ebenin amı ali sami Encarta® Instant Answers says:I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. 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Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:siktirlan piiç Encarta® Instant Answers says:This Encarta search might help you find pictures. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:amcık Encarta® Instant Answers says:Who? Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:amın oğlu Encarta® Instant Answers says:Türkçe seviyorum. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:ananı seviyorum Encarta® Instant Answers says:Türkçe pratik yapmam lâzım. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:ananı yapmam lazım Encarta® Instant Answers says:Türkçe seviyorum. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:i love you Encarta® Instant Answers says:You're uncool to me, then you love me. What am I supposed to believe? Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:my dick is longer than yours Encarta® Instant Answers says:Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend. I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says: hadi siktir Encarta® Instant Answers says:Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says:go away Encarta® Instant Answers says:ttyl! Ђ ЯΞVΘL‡ΣR || 666% EVIL Blood for suffer, Fire for hate god, Death for those who reject me || says: Encarta® Instant Answers says:Bye revolter00, it was good chatting with you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 23, 2006 10:41:27 GMT -2
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Post by tc_brown on Jun 23, 2006 17:04:39 GMT -2
ingilizce sansürü kaldýrmakk için bi anket yapalým gerekirse kaldýralým sansüre hayýr
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 23, 2006 17:47:33 GMT -2
ankete gerek yok serveri cokertelim bvence
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Post by revolter00 on Jun 23, 2006 17:48:26 GMT -2
buarada bi hatirlatma: sakin misiri patlatip ketçap ve soya sosu ile yedikten sora uzerine cilek+kakaolu sut içmeyin
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